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 Peregrine falcon mobbed by crows on the left.

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Today in Augury
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 Seagull on the right, fling to left. Woodpecker on right, heard but not seen.

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Even today, this level of insanity is rare.
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 "Half of my altar is devoted to Jesus right now, anyway, so it will work. After Easter though I’m gonna put all of my sex toys out and consecrate them for Beltane." Malkhos=>Porphyry
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The Nigerian
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 The other day I was at my mother's house, cleaning out what little there is there worth salvaging. There was a phone call, with a very bad connection. The caller did not identify himself but demanded to speak to my mother by name. He had a very strong accent. Somewhere from the Afro-Caribbean part of the British Empire. I can't say where for sure, but some place like Nigeria or Ghana, to judge from what hears on the BBC. Certainly it is not an accent one frequently hears in St. Louis.

After we'd established that my mother was dead and that I was her son and that we shared the same last name (for some reason I was not anxious to give my first name), he announced that the purpose of his call was to say my mother had won the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes. For this reason, the call was being monitored by the FBI. Within minutes, my Nigerian friend, a UPS driver with the actual papers, and two FBI agents would be at my house with a check for 2.5 Million dollars and a new Mercedes. As my mother's sole heir, it was all mine. All I had to do was give him my full name and Social Security Number.

I said, "That's very nice, but you surely understand why I might be suspicious this is a phishing scheme?"

"Yes, we live in evil times. But only give me the number and the money and the Mercedes will be yours."

"OK. Why don't you drive on over here, and as soon as the FBI men show me their badges, and I call the FBI and verify the numbers, as well as the fact that agents are now assigned to provide private security for Publisher's Clearing House, then I'll give you the number."

"Well if you don't want the money, I'll just give it to the next person on the list."

"You do that."


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Strange Hoarding
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Malkhos's mother passed away almost a week ago, and since he has no siblings to help, the task of cleaning out her house fell to us (and the two older children if that counts as help, but I doubt it).

I wouldn't exactly call her a hoarder like one sees on television where you can't even walk through the house except by narrow passageway, but she did indeed hoard certain items that we find partly amusing because it's a sort of funny kind of craziness, and partly perplexing because we'll never know why she hoarded the things she did.  Namely:  housecleaning supplies, bottles and bottles and bottles of them, some partly used and some brand new; soaps and Q-tips; we have a lifetime supply; rolls of nickels; kitchen matches; Christmas tree ornaments; leftover conditioner tubes from boxes of hair-dye; batteries; dog treats; pens; cigarette lighters--all of these things must have numbered in the hundreds.  The funniest thing to me, however, were the sixteen brand new tubes of denture cleaner in the hall closet.  I suppose if the world were going to end, she at least wanted to make sure she'd always have clean dentures.  The woman clearly never bought certain things on an "as needed" basis like a reasonable person.  They were like tiny obsessions with her which don't quite add up all together in some greater meaning--they don't all go together.  Purely random hoarding.

Madeline, however, is thrilled with the vast collection of costume jewelry she got.

Living in the Wild West
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I'm glad this journal is more or less locked in the sense that I am much freer to accept friend requests for my Facebook page (yes, I have one) than here; in addition, I also tend to put what I really think about things here rather than on Facebook.  I never really post anything of any substance there.  If I do post something of substance (in my mind, at least, ha ha), no one says anything.  If I post a picture of the baby, seventy-five people say something.  It's a damn shame all my clever wit and sarcasm is lost on them.  Also, Facebook only lets you use so many characters before it shuts you up, and if nothing else, I am rather verbose.  I'm sure that at least half of my Facebook friends, if not more, would un-friend(?) or de-friend(?) me if they read this.

Anyway, I made my first enemy at work this week.  Typically, being a rather non-confrontational person, I don't seek out arguments with others.  If I don't agree with a person's position on something, I know that I understand the difference between personal opinion and public argument.  So in such cases, I give people the right to their personal opinion and leave it at that no matter how much I might disagree.

But a week or so ago, I just couldn't stop myself.  I just couldn't muster up enough Christmas spirit to let it go.  It was a time when a person should not have brought her personal opinions into a public forum.  Or at the very least, she shouldn't have been so cavalier about it--it was probably her tone that troubled me just as much as anything else; a sort of "oh well" as if she were discussing just having missed a big sale at the department store; a regrettable thing, to be sure, but not that important in the grand scheme of things.

I was sitting quietly at my desk, doing my own thing, and this other woman seated nearby, Karla, was going on and on and on about gun ownership rights.  I suppose she has to because she's made it known that she and her husband own around ten to twelve guns—one of her own personal favorites is pink, as if that were cute—and even take their son, who is eleven, to the range and let him target shoot.  I myself have seen pictures of this child (posted on Facebook, where else?) at the range with a loaded gun in his hand. Karla thinks it's--I don't know--manly?  Whereas I, on the other hand, am terrified and disgusted by such pictures.  I suppose the alternative position, which is to reconsider the wisdom of keeping an armory in one's home, never even crossed her mind.

Okay, now, here is my position on this issue:  I do not own any weapons.  I do not intend to ever own any weapons.  I do not want my children to handle weapons.  I will not keep guns in my house, locked up or otherwise.  I don't care if people hunt or whatever, but for the most part I am opposed to gun ownership.  Therefore, in the wake of the elementary school massacre a couple of weeks ago, I could not listen to Karla's bullshit anymore. What sent me over the edge was when she said:  "Guns don't kill people.  People kill people."  She fairly chirped this wisdom.  This is one of the more favored mantras of the pro-gun group. 

I put down my pen and turned to her.  "That statement is demonstrably false.  And if one premise of an argument is false, the conclusion is false."

She started to splutter, partly because I guess I surprised her—as I said, I typically don't use work as the place to proselytize my views about anything, so I said, "The fact of the matter is that guns do kill people.  That is what they were designed to do.  People don't collect guns to sit and admire their beauty and examine them the way one would, say, coins or stamps.  They collect them to shoot them, sometimes at targets which unfortunately at times happens to be a person if the shooter is angry enough or crazy enough.  Do you really think those parents whose children died from being on the wrong end of that Bushmaster semi-automatic assault weapon believe the gun didn't kill their children?  Are you really asking me to believe that?"  I was very quiet but she could tell I was furious.  Everyone else stopped to listen.

We went back and forth a bit about it, with her, of course, talking about the second amendment (which states, if my memory serves me correctly, that "Congress shall pass no law prohibiting the right to bear arms in a well regulated militia"—"Are you part of the National Guard?" I asked her), and the tȇte-a-tȇte remained unresolved, of course, as such issues tend to be.  Finally, I held up my hands and said, "I give up.  I guess what you're telling me is that your right to own weapons means that with frightening regularity, we have to tolerate massacres and view them as tragic and regrettable but we have to tolerate this anyway so you can shoot your pink gun.  We have to tolerate it in schools, in workplaces, theaters, and anywhere else someone with these weapons chooses to go and shoot the place up.  It boggles my mind that people like you believe the solution is to have armed guards everywhere in this country—yes, let's all carry weapons and no one will die.  I just really wish that you might think for one minute about that classroom where those six-year-old babies were, some of them with multiple bullets in their bodies.  I really wish you could reconsider the necessity of weapons like that.  Because in my mind, as long as people can have access to such deadly weapons, the crazies will find a place to go with them.  What's next, I wonder?  The newborn nursery in a hospital?  A retirement home?  It's just insane.  If I were in your head, I'd probably want to reconsider my own desire for power through weapons after this last round of unnecessary deaths, but I guess you won't.  But please don't ask me to believe that guns don't kill people.  They do." 

So now she's really angry with me, but I don't care.  I only hope while we're all on Christmas break she has a sufficient "cooling off" period and doesn't bring that pink handgun to work and take care of the likes of me.


If only we could out of here.
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Mos  of our LJ friends, are, I believe, British. It probably passed their notice that this week the US senate, on the vote of 38 Republican senators, failed to ratify the UN Convention on the Rights of the Disabled. It may well surprise them that the reason this happened is the widespread belief among Republicans that disabled children in Great Britain are routinely starved to death on the orders of physicians against the will of their parents, and that if the treaty had passed, the same would hold true here. The people that voted on this were US Senators, our highest ranking politicians, and all trained lawyers. The main driver of the belief (Santorum) has an even chance of being the Republican Presidential nominee in 4 years.

State of the USPS
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Ever since the advent of the internet, years and years ago, the United States Postal Service has been in a slow but steady state of decline and currently is under constant threat of just collapsing altogether (at least to hear the USPS describe it).  Now that everyone can pay bills, shop, and communicate online, I personally think it's just a matter of time before the post office is kaput.

Now, being stuck in a middle sort of generation that can remember days without smart phones and the internet and having three television channels, I can mourn the bygone days when things were simpler.  People sent love letters, for crying out loud.  We read real books with pages you actually turned.  We went outside to play because there was nothing to watch on aforementioned three television channels.  We moved about in relative ignorance/innocence of all the perverts living close by because aforementioned perverts didn't have to register online so you knew one was living three houses away.  We just ignored weird neighbor.

But, the world moves on.  That's progress.

However, I didn't realize how strange everything had gotten until I stopped by the post office the other day to ship a book Malkhos had sold on Amazon.  True to his scatterbrained nature, he'd neglected to include the five-number ZIP code the postal service insists upon.   He only included four numbers.

"Okay," I said. "Do you have a book or catalog or something where I can look it up?"

"No," said the clerk. 

"You're joking," I said.  He shook his head.

Now back in the old days, the nice clerk would have found that missing ZIP code digit for me, I'm sure.  Customer service was better then too.

"So I have to go all the way back home, find the missing number, and come back," I mused. "This is like something out of a really strange movie.  I'm in the post office, for God's sake.  You are the people who invented the ZIP code, and what you're telling me is, you can't find a ZIP code for me.  Like, wow."  He confirmed this was true.  I didn't argue the point further by requesting that perhaps he could look it up for me on the computer sitting right in front of him.  I'm sure I would have gotten some other damn excuse.  So I just shook my head, tried not to cluck my tongue, gathered up my book, and left, still feeling like that couldn't have just happened.

Or maybe it's just me, unable to absorb the kind of world the internet has ushered in.

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Although Islam plays a very prominent role in millennial preaching today, its odd to see it invoked in that connection 50 or more years ago. Poking around on the internet, it turns out the novel is from 1948, and aliens who want to turn the human race into a slave army, figure Islam is the tool to use to that end.




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